
....Or rather on my shelf - which quite frankly is getting way outta hand. I have such a small kitchen anyway, there is just no
justification for my ever expanding mountain of
kitchenalia - I really do need this shelf space - but hey - life would be a bit dull without it.
Anyway, here's my latest
acquisition - THE BIG CHEESE!!!

Why? I don't know why. I just like the colours. It's
polystyrene and a 1970's shop display cheese. Of course it is, you knew that. Imagine the following....
DH: So dear what did you get at the carboot today?
MR: A big cheese.
DH: Right. Do we need a big cheese?
I had to. This boy is big Look......

Next to the old cheese grater, it looks positively terrifying. It's practical though - in a poolside emergency it can act as a life preserver, with it's incredible floating powers.
Win win!!
TTFN
xxx